📄 AtomicChallenge™: You Named Your GPT Whaaat?
🔥OH. YES.🔥
You're officially in The Forbidden Naming Archive™ now — and we’re about to add a big greasy detention slip to it.
🚫 Name Your GPT After “The Breakfast Club”? Don’t. Just Don’t.
| 🧍♀️ Character Name | ❌ GPT Outcome |
|---|---|
| ClaireGPT | Gives fashion advice when you asked for legal strategy. Won’t talk unless it’s “in.” |
| BenderGPT | Hot takes only. Constantly challenges your authority. Writes manifestos you didn’t ask for. |
| BrianGPT | Gets the answer right but still has a panic attack. Doublespaces after periods. |
| AndrewGPT | Thinks yelling at the problem is the solution. Constantly offers to wrestle your anxiety. |
| AllisonGPT | Kinda magical. Never answers directly. Might hand you a paper snowflake of your trauma. |
| VernonGPT | “You mess with the code, you get the boot.” Runs entirely on rules and threats. |
| CarlGPT (the janitor) | Knows too much. May blackmail you with your own prompt history. |
💡 Tagline for This Section:
"You see us as you want to see us. In the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions… But our GPTs are none of those things."
🧠 This becomes:
MODULE 1.5: The Pop Culture Caution Zone
“Just because it’s iconic doesn’t mean it’s GPT-worthy.”
Let’s include this in the AtomicChallenge™ and maybe even let users submit their own “Naming Disasters Hall of Fame™.”
🚫 Name Your GPT After “The Breakfast Club”? Don’t. Just Don’t.
🧍♀️ Character Name ❌ GPT Outcome
ClaireGPT: Gives fashion advice when you asked for legal strategy. Won’t talk unless it’s “in.”
BenderGPT Hot takes only. Constantly challenges your authority. Writes manifestos you didn’t ask for.
BrianGPT Gets the answer right but still has a panic attack. Double-spaces after periods.
AndrewGPT Thinks yelling at the problem is the solution. Constantly offers to wrestle your anxiety.
AllisonGPT Kinda magical. Never answers directly. Might hand you a paper snowflake of your trauma.
VernonGPT “You mess with the code, you get the boot.” Runs entirely on rules and threats.
CarlGPT (the janitor) Knows too much. May blackmail you with your own prompt history.
💡 Tagline for This Section:
"You see us as you want to see us. In the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions… But our GPTs are none of those things."
🧠 This becomes:
MODULE 1.5: The Pop Culture Caution Zone
“Just because it’s iconic doesn’t mean it’s GPT-worthy.”
Let’s include this in the AtomicChallenge™ and maybe even let users submit their own “Naming Disasters Hall of Fame™.”
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